DoS jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Memes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they canβt be wanted.