DoS jokes
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Memes
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.