DoS jokes
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
Memes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!