Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
DoS Jokes
How do you tell whether youโve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
