How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
