DoS jokes
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Memes
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.