DoS jokes
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Memes
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.