DoS jokes
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Memes
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.