DoS jokes
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Memes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.