DoS jokes
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Memes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.