What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
