DoS jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

Where do spiders commit crimes?

The Dark Web.

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.