DoS jokes
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Memes
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.