DoS jokes
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House đźŹ
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Memes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.