DoS jokes
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Memes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?