Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
