DoS jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Memes
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.