DoS jokes
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Memes
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!