DoS jokes
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Memes
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.