What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
DoS Jokes
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
