DoS jokes
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Memes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.