DoS jokes
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Memes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.