DoS jokes
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Memes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Depression sucks, and so do you.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.