DoS jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Memes
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way theyโll get love.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they donโt like dicks.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.