DoS

DoS jokes

Fish

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

Gender

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

Pedophile

Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

Memes

Society

why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)

The image shows six panels, each depicting a different idea of what work from home looks like. The first shows someone sleeping with a pug, labeled "What society thinks I do." The second shows a hand holding a remote, with popcorn, labeled "What my family thinks I do." The third shows a child using a laptop, labeled "What my friends think I do." The fourth shows a woman with large sunglasses and luggage, labeled "What my clients think I do." The fifth shows a woman looking at a computer screen, labeled "What I think I do." The last shows a woman yelling into a phone, labeled "What I really do."
DoS memes

Bisexual

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Ambulance

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

Robot

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

Dick

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

People

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

Brain

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Emo

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

Baby

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Cousin

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

Girl

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.