DoS jokes
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.