Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
DoS Jokes
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
