DoS jokes
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Memes
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.