I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
DoS Jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
