DoS jokes
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Memes
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.