DoS jokes
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Memes
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Hereโs another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.