DoS jokes
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!