What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
DoS Jokes
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
