DoS jokes
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn mooer.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
Memes
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!