How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
DoS Jokes
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
