DoS jokes
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
Memes
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"