DoS jokes
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Memes
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.