Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
