DoS jokes
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Memes
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.