DoS jokes
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Memes
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do depressed people do when theyโre bored?
They โHangโ Out.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! ๐๐๐๐
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.