Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But donβt worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: πβ₯οΈπͺ
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
