What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
DoS Jokes
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
