DoS jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Memes
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.