DoS jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Memes
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!