When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
DoS Jokes
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you're the one!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
