DoS jokes
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Memes
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹