DoS jokes
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Memes
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.