DoS jokes
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
Memes
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.