DoS jokes
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Memes
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.