DoS jokes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Memes
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.