DoS jokes

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

Why do orphans cause trouble at school?

So the teachers will call their parents.

How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus.

What do you call a gay Eskimo?

A snow blower.

How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?

Depends how hard they blow out the candles.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

A high school pill party.

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.

Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?

It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaaaiins.