DoS jokes
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Memes
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."