DoS jokes
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Memes
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.