DoS jokes
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Memes
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.