DoS jokes
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Memes
jay Z
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
How do mountains see? They peek.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!