DoS jokes
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Memes
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.