DoS jokes
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Memes
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.