DoS jokes
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Memes
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
How do mountains see? They peek.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.