A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
DoS Jokes
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
