How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
DoS Jokes
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
