DoS jokes
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Memes
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.