DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Memes
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!