Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
DoS Jokes
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
