DoS jokes
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
Memes
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.