DoS jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Memes
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.