How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
DoS Jokes
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
