DoS jokes
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. π€‘π
Memes
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What do you call pasta thatβs made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (Itβs my first one, lol)
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.