DoS jokes
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
Memes
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"