DoS jokes
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Memes
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.