DoS jokes
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Memes
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with βa man once said.β
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
A daughter asked her mother, βMom, how do you spell βscrotumβ?β
Her mom replied, βHoney, you should have asked me last nightβit was on the tip of my tongue.β
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb π£
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesnβt have a home button.