DoS jokes
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Memes
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."