DoS jokes
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Memes
jay Z
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.