DoS jokes
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Memes
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...