DoS jokes
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Memes
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.