DoS jokes
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Memes
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.