DoS jokes
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Memes
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.