Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
DoS Jokes
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
