DoS jokes
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Memes
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.