DoS jokes
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.