What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
DoS Jokes
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
