DoS jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Memes
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"