DoS jokes
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Memes
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.