DoS jokes
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Memes
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.