DoS jokes
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Memes
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.