DoS jokes
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Memes
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.