What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
DoS Jokes
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
