DoS jokes
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
Memes
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.