DoS jokes
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Memes
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.