DoS jokes
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for โBโ shells, and too small for โDโ shells.
Memes
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.