DoS jokes
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Memes
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.