A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
DoS Jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
