DoS jokes
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Memes
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.