DoS jokes
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Memes
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.