DoS jokes
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Memes
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.