DoS jokes
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Memes
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.