DoS jokes

Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

Chocolate drops.

Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.

Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock!

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism.