DoS jokes
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
doctor: you need to eat healthy.
me: no.
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.
me: oh my goodness.
doctor: in a plane crash.
me: that sounds unrelated.
doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Memes
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.