How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
