DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Memes
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.