DoS jokes

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?

Do you want to hang later?

What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.

What do you call a dead baby?

Spawn killed.

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?

Flip it upside down.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching.

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

What do you call a funny cow?

A cowmedian.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.