Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
DoS Jokes
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
