DoS jokes
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something good.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Memes
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.