DoS jokes
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Memes
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?