DoS jokes

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2

-Harpoon it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's a good way to masturbate?

Get somebody to do it for you.

Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.

How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"

"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"

What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?

Posiedown.