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DoS Jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he canβt do stand-up.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people donβt get it.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didnβt know, βwhatβs upβ and βhow are you doingβ are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that theyβre said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
