DoS jokes
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.