How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
