What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
